Pete Davidson Calls Out Ariana Grande for Saying His Penis Is “Huge”


“I don’t like that she talked all that shit for my penis.”

Turns out Pete Davidson’s penis is not quite as ‘grande’ as we have all been led to believe.

Long regarded to have the understated confidence of a man with ‘big d*ck energy’, the subject of Pete’s genitalia has been dissected in surprising detail.

His comfort with the world and with himself has always seemed to radiate a certain sort of satisfaction, without the constant need to show off too much.

And in the fateful summer of 2018, Pete’s then fiancée, Ariana Grande, appeared to settle the question once and for all. Pete had dong for days, and this legacy has since proved to be somewhat of an albatross around Pete’s neck, or rather his jeans…

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